i shall commemorate this occasion by writing about things which will tickle your temper and fidle with your funny bone... look forward to a good laugh chums! : )
alright, lets begin with what transpired but this evening!! jaesh came over to celebrate his birthday... if i remember correctly i saw the whole bunch of em at the pool around 7. but i was heading to my grandmas house so i didnt join the party yet. oh, by the way, cool fact : i have a great grandma whos 104 years old. uh, great, as in shes my grandmas mom. not great like shes super amazing and stuff. but shes that too. ...take your time, that was a bit of a mouthful...
she has lived through 2 world wars and the whole friggin cold war, and shes as sharp as ever. shes wrinkled and old but wise beyond comprehension and her cantonese is barely intelligible. we call her.......... yoda. hahaha out of affection!!! affection!!!
anyway, so communicating with my great grandma is hard. my cantonese is really rusty and she has an incomprehensible accent. guess that comes with losing more than half your teeth. thus, our conversation is pretty much limited to her telling me stuff i cant understand and me nodding my head in agreement. for example...
"ay noi got choo? chi mah han loong?"
"... uh... yeah."
"mah chi sok lan ti ma?"
"yes.... tai tai.... yes "
"ooohhhh fan cho cho chi sam lei toi sap man"
*nods head*
so there you go. thats a basic, normal talk between me and my lovely aged grand mama! the love we share overcomes the language barrier, which makes saturday night meals with my elderly relatives all the more enjoyable.
...though....for all i know.... she could have been saying THIS...
"ay you stare at me for what sia? not happy issit han loong?"
"... uh... yeah."
"what the fuck you never die before issit?"
"yes... tai tai.... yes"
"oooooohhh im gonna spit in your food when your not looking you little piece of shit"
*nods head*
O_O
moving on! so i came back to do work for an hour and then head downstairs to join in the revelry. jaesh has his birthday on the 12 but thats on an exam day so he wanted to have it tonight. woooooo good stuff!!! 3/4 people there were drunk. if they werent spitting in the pool, vandalising the chairs and lampposts or retching in the toilet they were setting their mouths on fire...
kudos to shawn (i hope thats how you spell it) from SRJC! too cool to simply drink his alchohol, this guy i met but an hour ago insists on scorching his mouth while doing it!!! respect man, respect. wonder if he would even THINK about doing something like that if he was sober. ah well. in the morning hell miss his tongue but tonight hes gonna go geylang and dance!! bet you readers are wondering why I didnt go to geylang to party my guts out(other than the rampant STDs of course...) ? well its simple really. ive got tuition tomorrow... wait sorry, TODAY, at 11 am. the last time i tried to juggle tuition and a hangover it didnt end too well so i thought id better not risk mr hows annoyance again. i mean, if 5 minutes into the lesson your tutor tells you to take two panadols and call him the next morning then leaves, you KNOW that your pushing it.
: ) so yes its actually sunday now and ive got tuition in 10 hours! fascinating isnt it? i wonder if i can handle tuition and lack of sleep at the same time! well ive done worse i suppose. i still recall that time me and liang and a few others went to gotham penthouse the night before school. it was a thursday night and a group of us decided to party our guts out, then fucking go for school the next morning!
kids, dont try that. its damn stupid. your either too tired or suffering from too big a headache to even go for classes. you just feel like sitting and sleeping in the void deck (which we did, come to think of it) until one friggin ten when you can finally go home after lying to your parents that you spent the night studying at your friends house.
so thats its my good droogies!!! hope you had a fun time reading my post! i had a good time writing it anyway. if any of you would like to learn HOW to do that nifty mouth-on-fire trick just ask me! i will be GLAD to divulge the secret. and then watch while you forever deprive yourself of the sense of taste (shi han im expecting your call any time now...). : ) till next time!
Blink 182's Reckless Abandon
Everybody would waste it all
To have a summer that they could call
A memory that's full of fun
Fucked up, when it's all done.
On and on, reckless abandon
Something's wrong,
This is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song, to lead you on
And break the truth
With more bad news
We left a scar, sized extra large
