your night, give or take a bit

mmmmmmm i just had a brilliant idea for a post!!! instead of writing what i saw and did last night, im gonna blog about the people i hung out with yester-evening... from THEIR point of view!!!

haha this promises to be sooo entertaining. especially since a LOT of it is guess work, and my subjects may come kill me if they were thinking the exact OPPOSITE of what i wrote. but here we go!!!

jerome

wha SWEE. SWEEEEEEEEEEEE SWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE SWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE LAH I LOVE MY LIFE NOW MAN!!!! EVERYTHING WENT ACCORDING TO PLAN AND NOW IM HOW HAMSOME!!! i KNEW going gym so much was for a reason lah. my muscular waltz how zai. now im the champion, dont mess. : )

ian

wha fuck confirm got mouth std lah. i make out with all the girls never use protection... out of all of them i bet at least one got shit in her mouth. WHY didnt i put a condom over my tongue before sticking it into places i know it shouldnt be??? now its gonna rot and drop off because i was so careless. think ill sign up for World Mouth STDs Day....

*bono snaps his finger*
"every 3 seconds.... ian makes out with another girl with stds in her mouth"
*cameron diaz snaps her finger*
"ian causes another innocent girl's tongue to drop off"

hahahhahaa

fuck ian, this kind of shit how bloody messed up. go clubbing where got need to do things with girls one. just dance and have fun lah.

chris

wha carrying han loong around is damn hard lah... so heavy. i KNEW that waterfall was a mistake. he bloody hell emptied half the bottle of cointreau now look at the drunk sod. afterwards he better appreciate this.

yes, i do appreciate it chris. your so tall i could actually lift my legs off the ground when i was dangling between you and jerome hahahaha damn fun lah. putting up with me must have been damn excruciating... but i repay my debts. : )

joshua

about damn time i had my prom. wait 3 years wait until can die lah. wanna get outta ac and just fuck around now.

post prom quite fun. BUT FIFTY DOLLARS FOR THREE BLOWJOBS(try it, youll love it me duckies)?!?!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ARRRRGGGHHHHH never mind at least i was lucky i could sleep on the bed back in the hotel room. : )

reuben

man, this is some fucked up shit. bloody bouncer kicked me twice... now im stoning in the room. wonder when the rest are coming back... but never mind tomorrow got the BEST BUFFET IN SINGAPORE FOR BREAKFAST!!!

walk with han was fun though. went all the way to his house and back, just to get his guitar so we could chill in the room to some music. talking with him was super(blowing my own horn is a specialty, but i think we DID have an awesome chat. good to clear stuff up at 6 am when the world is quiet so God can communicate with less distractions).

ting y

hahahahahaha lets go dance on the stage!!!!!

oh yeah FUCK. i wanted to go on stage, tried asking the bouncer if i could. and he said only girls. ... so i turned to the girls and shouted ay girls get on stage gogogo!!!

THEN the girls left and it turned into a DICKFEST. talk about shooting yourself in the leg. hahaha chee bye next time i make sure that im so gone that when i dance, i just mind my own business.

deborah

hhaaha lookit all these drunkards theyre so retarded. think ill just laugh at them the whooooooooole night.

WHICH SHE DID. -_-

yanni

ARG GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFFFFFFFFFF

hahahahhahahahaahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

fucking hilarious watching yanni ducking around guys trying to dance with her.

eh you said you wanted to go techno club right last night got quite a bit of that at the end what! of course it was ruined by....

wei ting

oh my DOT. ITS TECHNO!!! LETS DO THE MONKEY!!!!

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retard chesthair. i just turned my back on them when they started doing that shit. if i was the bouncer id have tossed all of you out for BEING SO DAMN LAME.

is that it? whoa. ok i THINK it is.... its still so hazy. its hard to remember when youve gone 24 hours without sleep. im not kidding. im on zombie mode right about now.

me, ian, josh and yanni went for breakfast in the morning to stave off the hunger and weariness at what 8,9 am? the long black and scone at coffee bean helped, but my mind is still so fatigued, and my feet ache from dancing so much.

urg. ill take a break from clubbing. my migraines are coming on so OFTEN now. nasty, pulsating pains hammering away at my temples. bloody aching.

ima sleep now. need to lay my head down and just dream and dream and dream. after all, dreams ARE the sanctum breachable by naught.... heaven knows i need a haven. : ) good afternoon my lovelies.

Cobra Starship's Send My Love To The Dancefloor I'll See You In Hell

Let it go
There's no way you can save it now
Get back, you know that this city is burning
So the story goes
It makes you wonder
'Cause if we're trapped and we're never
Gonna find a way out,
Get out
We're gonna dance now

Hey Mr. DJ
You gotta put a record on, yeah
We're gonna bury this town tonight
We're gonna dance tonight

Hey Mr. DJ
You gotta put a record on, yeah
We're gonna dance tonight
Dance tonight

I let you go
And I'm still waiting for you to find
There's nothing more
That this time that is right now
So the story goes
It makes you wonder
'Cause time is up
And you're never gonna get another
Chance now
You've gotta dance now

Hey Mr. DJ
You gotta put a record on, yeah
We're gonna bury this town tonight
We're gonna dance tonight

Hey Mr. DJ
You gotta put a record on, yeah
We're gonna dance tonight
Dance tonight

Let it go,
The game is done
The camera's off
It can't be hard

Let it go,
The game is done
Camera's off
It can't be too hard

To fake it now
Gotta fake it now

Let it go,
There's no way you can change me now.
Get back, you know
I don't need you to save me
So the story goes

Hey Mr. DJ
You gotta put a record on, yeah
We're gonna bury this town tonight
We're gonna dance tonight

Hey Mr. DJ
You gotta put a record on, yeah
We're gonna dance tonight
Dance tonight