after all, ian had work, i had work, jerome spent the day learning japanese, yanni had training(while she was sick... dont push yourself too far miss chen.), penguin had to swim here from the antarctic and wei ting had to tame her tarzan chest hair.
despite that, of COURSE we had a helluva time!!! there was plentiful food, it was dark and spooky(mostly) and the movies were hair raising to say the least! : )
but, with every great experience, there are bound to be harrowing, patience-testing instances.
1) the place smelling like oyster omelette. thanks ah, you three girls go newton just HAD to buy back the stinkiest food right! couldnt get like, i dunno, fish mee or something.
........
oh right ok i see. my bad.
2) constant interruptions to the movies!!! adele coming home, mom coming out, dad coming out RAARRRRGGHHHH!!! but i guess it was ok, the movies still scared the fogelberg outta me.
and yanni, who KEPT CRINGING BEHIND HER BLANKET!!!! i remember EXPLICITLY saying last week "no flinching away!" and everytime a spooky part comes up she hides behind her comforter. pussy!!!! i dunch care, im gonna make her watch shutter with this attached to her head
3) calvin scratching his conehead. man, my dog just doesnt get it. his ear is probably itchy like nuts because of the healing for surgery and what not, but he cant really get to it due to a big plastic cone protecting the stitches.
he resorts to raking the cone with his claws, despite it doing NOTHING but create this loud, obnoxious noise. he did this ALLLLL night. stupid beagle.
but i still love him, hes family : )
4) cold. alright alright, sorry for turning the air con so low. my bad. but hey, i reciprocated with making sure everyone was as comfy as possible!!! : ) got you all those pillows and blankets didnt i!!!
stupid wei ting still had the HODEN to tell me i was a bad host. which brings me to the scariest fucking thing that happened...
5,6,7,8,9,10) wei ting's ass.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKIIIINNNNNEEEEEEYYYYYYEESSS
she stood up. and for some reason.... for some UNFUCKINHOLY REASON HER PANTS WERE AT HER THIGHS.
AND I SAW HER ASS.
HER FUCKING.
HAIRY.
PALE.
SAGGY.
ASS.
MY EYES!!!! QUICK, SOMEONE GOUGE THEM OUT!!!! I DONT WANT TO SEEEEEE ANYMORE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
THE HORROR!!! THE DIZZZGUUUZZZDDDIINNNGGG HORRORR!!!!!!!! THIS IS AN ACCURATE DEPICTION OF WEI TINGS FUCKED UP ASS
NOW QUICK CUT OUT YOUR EYEBALLS!!!!!!
ok im ok, im ok im ok im ok. breathe, breathe, its alright. innnnnnnn.... ouuuutttttttt. innnnnnn... ooouuuutttt.
sniiiiiifffffffffffffffffffff. alright. ok. im good. ahem.
anyway, yeah it was damn fun lah. me, ian and yanni talked about some deep stuff!!! relationships, guys, girls so on and so forth. enlightening lah.
they all went home around 11/12? all of us were tired and needed some shut eye.
so yesh, here i am blogging in the evening! waiting for kiat and jerome to come later so can chat about stuff.
OH YEAH MONDAY IS YANNIS BBQ!!!! looking forward to that. next day got work though, so cant mess around as much as i usually would. ah well, well see lah.
im hungry, need to go eat dinner! till tomorrow me lovelies, take scare and sleep fright!
Alien Ant Farm's Smooth Criminal
As He Came Into The Window
It Was The Sound Of A Crescendo
He Came Into Her Apartment
He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet
She Ran Underneath The Table
He Could See She Was Unable
So She Ran Into The Bedroom
She Was Struck Down, It Was Her Doom
