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good afternoon me lovelies!!! heres another post from my little cubicle over in UOB. im waiting for a financial report for a firm before i can actually start doing some work, so i thought id put up a nice little writing before i get down to business.

subject of today: the type of people who i find an instant and natural fondness of.

see, i as a person can blend really well into any situation. meeting new people and becoming fast friends with them is a talent i am proud to possess! take for instance this holiday season; ive met a whole new cadre of men and women who i think feel comfortable and secure around yours truly, mere weeks after getting to know me!

for example.....

Marcus! met him like, what, a month ago through kiat and we really hit it off. nice guy, cool, smart. too bad hes going in january 10 though. ah well! we planned to go mambo and then stay over at his house(he lives really close to zouk) before he enlists, so im looking forward to that.

Co-Workers! can only remember the names of a couple of people but i can talk to them and mingle as though ive been working here for a year!!! think ill see if next week i can go out for lunch with esther and a couple others. : )

wei ting! RETARD CHEST HAIR. shes coming over to my house tonight for horrorfest, hope she screams her chest hair out. then maybe her sex appeal will increase to that of a slavering beaver from her current status as a man-bitch. hahahaha no just kidding. fun being around lah her, much more lively than many other girls i know.

penguin! wha fuck shes dizzzzzguuuzzzddddiinnnhhhh like crazy lah. drink some beer belch. sip some wine burp. wtf lucky i was smoking my cigar couldnt smell lah, otherwise i bet id pass out right there and then on the floor.

anyone else? hmm. itll come to me later.

yeah, like i mentioned before, i think i exude a friendliness pheromone(alright, FINE i had to look that up in the dictionary. heavy lunch making me sluggish.) that puts people around me at ease. : )

but there ARE certain people who i have an immediate, intractable attraction to!!! they have personality traits which make their character so damn endearing that i cant help but try my best to become their really good pal!!!

i admit that sounds weird, but hey, like i said before, friendship is like wine: you can never have too much.

so moving on to the traits!

easy smile. a must. i like cracking jokes and fooling around, and if you have an affable sense of humour, well then we mix like cereal and milk(thats really well, by the way. im making up these phrases as i go!)!!!

spontaneous. great to be! able to talk anytime a call comes, or always willing to meet anywhere for a drink and chat. seeing as to how my schedule fluctuates, of course this is important me lovelies!!! flexibility is next to credibility in my book!

live in central area. YOU HEARD ME! SCREW YOU EAST/WEST/NORTH/SOUTH SIDERS!!! C SIDE IS DA BEST!!!!!! hahahahaha

yeah. so thats about it!

oh, funny incident:

today at work(im at home completing this post), i started on this report which took the whole afternoon to finish. it was so tedious it lasted until everyone went home... or so i thought. i assumed i was the only one left in the office so i was hurrying my report like crazy, i had to keep checking records and changing stuff in my project.

and then I FINISHED!!!!

I STOOD UP!!!!!

YELLED AT THE TOP OF MY VOICE!!!!!!!!!!

ITS THE WEEKEND BABYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

TURNED TO MY RIGHT

and caught side of my supervisor, her boss and another co-worker staring at me.

oh fuck.

needless to say, i quickly gathered my stuff and fled the scene. i think next monday im going to get it... unless i call in sick again. wahahahahaa see how!!!

mmmm ill blog about tonights horrorfest alright me lovelies!!! wanna go dota a bit before my droogies show up. have a nice weekend!!!

Fuel's Bad Day

And she swears there's nothing wrong
I hear her playing that same old song
She puts me off and puts me on

And had a bad day again
She said I would not understand
Left a note and said, "I'm sorry I
had a bad day again"