cause i know everything

im too smart for this. why am i even blogging, you all arnt fuckin worthy to bask in my vast intellect. you retard blog readers are like so many ants, and im the kid with with the magnifying glass, deciding which one to grace with mercy today. please, if the whole world was as intelligent as me, then thered be no more plagues on mankind. heres why

1) no more war

because if everyone just followed my great philosophy, then conflict would be obsolete. that philosophy entails everyone sitting back and realising that they should all surrender all worldy possesions to moi.

im the path to happiness, so just give me all your stuff and ill distribute them to whoever licks my boots the hardest. see, all you need to do to stop the killing is to give me your guns and money. then you just need to concentrate on submitting to my celestial will, and you be justly rewarded with land, women and power.

thus, instead of shooting the guy next to you, why not just enter into servitude and skip all that messy war business.

2) no more famine

because if everyone was like me, wed all smoke davidoff cigarettes all day long and not grow hungry. smoking DOES kill your appettite after all.

and if you really really really HAVE to eat.... play DOTA.

3) no more poverty

because if everyone was like me, then money wouldnt be an issue. studies show that 70% of what we spend is on clothes. i believe in abject nudity, thus we should burn all of what we wear and live like modesty wasnt an issue. nudist colonies will spring up like mushrooms, inhabited by all of us.

shame will be non-existent, and the world will regress into an eden once more.

ok, i lied about the money we spend on clothes. so sue me. oh wait, you cant. YOUR NAKED

4) no more river valley

because if everyone was like me, they burn this school to the ground. : )














































okokok hahaha im so glad i got that outta my system. no, i love you all, and i think thats because your all unique in your own sense. if i could, id have a huge dinner and have all my friends drop by so we can talk and relax.

for the last time, i am JOKING, this is a RETARD post. DONT take anything seriously, or the world will be that much more messed up.

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well ok, maybe give some thought to the river valley part.

+44's Lycanthrope

Sex, fuck and flourescent lighting
A hollow point on an angry bullet
We're on the teeth of a crocadile
We're in the mouth of a gun

And sometimes at night I feel I'm just a broken vessel
An instrument with a darker purpose
I'm at the throat of the young and the helpless
Cause they've got nothing to say

You can just stop talking I get it
(I hear your silence loud and clear)
I know its barely a thought, but it'll see us through
I'm only saying please to just let it happen
(Let it happen and we'll make it through)
You can just stop talking I get it