me lovelies

good morrow friends! its now, officially, the EVE of christmas, and things are looking up for yours truly. today, erp i mean YESTERDAY, was jam packed with fun moments. ill make a quick summary of what transpired, and then go on to something which i have been working on for some time: my thesis on women.

caught your eye didnt i? : )

well, the 23rd was superb. i woke up at what 7 am and saw the huge bundle of presents in my room for all of my dear chums. i felt all warm and fuzzy inside: each of these were picked with utmost care and concern, i couldnt wait to see the smiling faces later! mmmmmmmmmm i was looking forward to the present swap for a real long time.

and then i realised that they were in need of wrapping. groaning, i forced myself outta bed and set about the arduous task of making all my gifts nice and presentable. in a matter of minutes, wrapping paper, scotch tape, decoratives and cusses were flying around my room like a tornado with the ill intent of reducing my neat, clean den to a disaster area... but the result was much less chaotic, much more pretty!!!

soon enough it was time for lunch!

hosted by me and jerome at the pines, yanni wei ting tse xun(did i get that right this time? or issit tze? my bad me little penguin!) ian chris kiat and marcus turned up! it was extremely enjoyable to say the least. we laughed and swapped stories, with jerome having several pertaining to his recent jaunt to the land of the rising sun.

PRESENT SWAP!!!!!! it was so awesome. all of us were taking turns handing out gifts, the cheer and joy were infectious. the look of amazement and unbridled joy(or, in wei ting's case, outrage hahahahaha) on a person's face when he/she receives something that tugs at the heart and lets them know that they have a friend who really takes the time and moolah to get them something special cant be successfully put into words. the closest, i guess, is.. lovely. : )

chilling at my house afterward was fun too! watched wei ting's hairy idol(will ferrell) in blades of glory and took a well needed break before heading over to jerome's(flawless) choir performance at the esplanade.

AND THIS LITTLE BABY WANTED TO PLAY WITH ME!!!! i felt this little tug on my shirt behind me and i turned around to fine this wide eyed cute infant gazing at me and pulling on my sleeve. awwww he was so adorable. after smiling and cooing at him for a bit, his mom took him away when he made a grab for my spectacles. funnily enough, i would have gladly took em off to let him(her?) toy with em.

yeah, after that dinner at carls friggin juniors!!! had some bacon cheeseburger with ian wei ting and chris. amy and jerome turned up later, with jerome as usualy playing the greedy vulture and scavenging off his buddies. but its all good, he deserved every stolen bite: acjc choir pawns.

headed to bugis to meet yanni! we went to this seedy little alley to smoke shisha. peach and grape flavor! it was me wei ting yanni marcus and jerome cause ian and chris had to go home. talked cock for a bit and then it was time to call it a night.

me and marcus took a cab ride(15 dollars, omdot kiat you live fucking far away from bugis) to stay over at our good pal's house!!! slept at 3....

only to wake up at 630am. fucking marcus wanted to avoid the 20c surchage. WTF. so we fucking stumbled outta kiats house at that undotly time to take a merc cab home. yeeeesssshhhh.

so here i am blogging on the eve of christmas. wait a minute. eve of christmas eve of christmas 24 dec. why do i get the feeling that theres something important on today. lemme see, 28 is zouk, 25 christmas, 24 basic theory test.... which just so happens to be... oh fuck. OH FUCK. I NEEDA STUDY. AHHHH CHEEE BYYEEEEEE BRB.

















































HAHAHA I TOOK MY BTT TODAY AND I PASSED!!! HUZZAH FOR ME!!!! NOW I GOT MY SEXY PROVISIONAL DRIVING LICENSE!!!!! cant wait to start my practicals lah. but i felt really pompous, i finished the test in under 10 min when your supposed to take 50. i was the first one out, thus no que to get the license done!

after which, went to give char her card and lily. : ) and got my HIS DARK MATERIALS TRILOGY BACK!!!! ohhhhhhhh my sweet little blasphemous novels, how i have missed you all. i shall reread you once more!!!

now im back home, really tired and just wanna sleep.

BUT NO. i promised my thesis and a thesis i shall type!!!! LO AND BEHOLD, LAU HAN-LOONG's THESIS ON WOMEN!

alright, so far youve been led to believe that this thesis is some sort of general statement on women, like periods make them cranky or they expect you to pay 1st date, 2nd dutch or SOMETHING like that. but its not!

see, every lady is unique in her own way. she has tastes and preferences distinct to only herself, so if i were to produce a thesis on their behaviour as a whole gender, i would be woefully inaccurate! THIS thesis is focused on a much more slippery, yet untouched topic of "what a girl looks for in a guy".

"bah ive heard that one before" you might proclaim. but more importantly, my thesis statement: that although women have their own ideal characteristics(tall, dark and hamsome) for a man to possess before she even considers him, any woman, no matter how cold or haughty, will soften and give the guy who MAKES THEM FEEL SPECIAL a chance.

alright, ill try to make my point clearer by examining the common traits that attract women to men. tall. dark. hamsome. paul tan. strong. funny. honest. paul tan. faithful. generous. charming. paul tan. hot. athletic. yeah i think thats about it.

however in my opinion, a guy does NOT have to possess any of these to make a girl like him(quite far fetched i know, because i mean cmon any average guy has at least one or two of the above right?). just making a point.

i think that as long as a guy can make a girl feel that shes special, above average, that he values her above a thousand other things, he stands a chance with her. if he does things, goes outta his way to provide care and attention for the girl without her asking, hell slowly earn a place in her heart.

the girl(once again, i cant stress how important it is that im not trying to make a general statement on girls. its sexist, and wouldnt be fair to any of my girl companions now would it. bear with me ogay.) will soften up. shell look around and realise hey this guy actually pays me more concern than any other guy i know. he is genuinely, sincerely looking out for me. from everything ive seen and experienced, thats the type of guy who makes a great boyfriend. hmmmmm.....

this is all considering, of course, that the guy doesnt go overboard. you know what i mean, when his "attentions" scare the girl if their too drastic and urgent. pfffft they gotta learn how to friggin watch themselves man. like jerome. hes how cool about stuff now... thats the way to go about things.

back to the main point: thus, i strongly strongly STRONGLY believe that any average, honest girl WILL be willing to give a guy who treats her in such a gentlemanly way an oppurtunity. this all derives from the fact that girls just wanna be happy with a man their with. he doesnt have to be hamsome, smart or charming really... he just needs to display to the girl how much he feels for her and wants to see her smile!

there we go, the summarised version of my thesis. ive been talking with many friends to finalise this, thus a lot of mulling as gone into it. you dont have to totally agree with my ideas, but its something to consider next time your looking at a guy or girl differently i.e. as more than a friend.

well, thats it for now me duckies! think ill hit the sack after lunch(which is being cooked right now!!!!!)... 3 hours of sleep is insufficient on any scale me lovelies. till next time, be safe and keep yer chin up.

The Ataris' In This Diary

All the nights we stayed up talking
Listening to 80's songs
And quoting lines from all those movies that we love
It still brings a smile to my face

I guess when it comes down to it
Being grown up isn't half as fun as growing up
These are the best days of our livesT
he only thing that matters is just following your heart
And eventually you'll finally get it right