Thursday, March 13, 2008

you make me fucking HATE helping you so much

i mean, instead of a thanks, you just act all snide. what the fuck is up with that???

hhhhhhhsssssssshhhhhhhhtttt.

composure han. dignity and composure. your better than that.


ANYWAY.

i realised ive been a bit moody lately, thus ive decided to put up a couple of funny pictures for all of us to laugh at! the first in a series of three composes of three studly young men playing dota. well, ABOUT to play dota anyway. noob17 is jerome, domovoi is me and that ridiculously hard to spell asphyxiator is xin wei. jeromes the only one among us who can actually HOST a dota game online so we can play with other people. what he does is he types out the game name for us so we can quickly copy and paste it into the search engine and allow us to join his game immediately.

hilarity ensues when jerome the beyong godlike nooblet... uh, i mean nipplet(HAHAHAHA) noobs it all up.



ahhhhhh jerome jerome jerome.

moving on! you all know my hair is incredibly long now. im just too LAZY to get it cut. as a result, ive spent the past few weeks walking around with an unmanagable mop so thick it could block a bullet. i mean really, you could lose stuff in there!!! but what happens when charissa ong xiao en decides to mess around with my do while im busy blogging away at kiats house...




yeah. not pretty.

and lastly, this picture of xin wei trying to make a shot without touching the black ball. look at that poise!!! just like a spartan trying to wield a spear!!! except xin weis a lot less graceful. needless to say, i pawned his ass that day with my superior pool skills he could never HOPE to match. asphyxiate THAT, bitch.


ok, to cap it off, the past couple of days have been fun. tuesday went to drink with jaesh and a couple of his friends at sixth avenue. wednesday mos! ill just put up what i typed in my phone while at the riverside:

hello readers! im typing this on my phone while waiting for xing wei to return with my water. mos is fun, expecially when your high outta your damn mind. jugs, shots and generous house pours will do that to you i suppose. still! no other people id rather fuck around with than these champs. xin wei, jerome, samuel, yanni and ting y are all wonderful clubbing buddies(two of em first timers too!), and despite the music weakening around one fifteen, we kept is sexy as hell. like xing wei said, we looked like the only ones who were enjoying ourselves out there. swee!

annnnddd end. well, id better get going. going drinking with jaesh again tonight. man, i can hear my liver begging for mercy already.

Enrique Iglesias feat. Lil' Wayne

And your eyes don’t tell a lie I know you wanna come with me tonight and I say alright, but first you gotta