they call me davidoff

in camp, i have many many monikers.


cheebye sleeper.


davidoff.


lau.


pro kia.


champion.


chong sua.


da long.


ok so they dont really call me the last four.


but DAMNNIT THEY SHOULD!!!

hahaha alright alright.


so this post will be a good funny one! mostly because recently ive been feeling a bit down and i
needed a little pick me up. thus, i concocted this on the way home from pines after a coffee and five sticks with jerome. : D needless to say, the fifteen minute journey dosed with caffeine and nicotine have yielded very interesting results. enjoy!



i
want
your
virgiiniiiiity


id
give
my all
for your pussy


please
dont
go
i assure you that i can pay


i
am
jerome
and i need to get laid


will
you
spread
and be give me a place to rest my horny head


HAHAHAHAHAHA ok. Jerome I can hear your “omdot hans amazing he captured my heart and soul in one song I need to buy him a drink” from here. Hahahahaha YES PAI THIS SONG WILL GET YOU FAR, I PROMISE!!! WHEN GIRL HEAR CONFIRM SERENADE HER UNTIL CANNOT SERENADE LIAO!!! HAHAHAHAHA owe me a drink sia!!!

Ok so anyway, ima leave off here for now. Needa dota a bit before hitting the sack, tomorrow ive got a pratical with a rifle and rounds and everything. Till next time me lovelies, sweet dreams!


p.s. its SUPPOSED to sound off, its a fucking joke. and a pretty funny one i might add

Xin Wei’s Marching Song

I miss my pai
He went Brunei
He went Brunei
And here is why

For that one bar
He will chong sua
He go through hell
Carrying his SAR