and what a wonderful little piece it is too. it encompasses my POP(complete with pictures!), what ive been doing since my block leave commenced and my most entertaining night out with jerome. who hasnt been having much luck at the clubs recently... but youll read more about that later on!
first! the photos from 11th june 2008, my glorious passing out parade!! WOOHOO!!!
march past! if you look reaaaaallllyyy closely, you can catch a glimpse of me. ill give you a hint: second row from the right!
me parents!!! glad they could make it down, especially my mom who just got back from overseas that very morning. she skipped a meeting in paris with some people so she could visit pulau tekong.
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thats a big big big sacrifice to make people.
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thats a big big big sacrifice to make people.
one of my most favourite sergeants, adi!!! friggin tender hearted and really just another guy serving his time(note the prison connotation here...) along with the rest of us, he tries his best to be a great commander. and succeeds!!!
the tired soldier(cough, one month status, cough) on his sweet book out
ok a quick run down then!
thursday had to go back tekong to finish up my grenade throw and battle innoculation course. very fun! the BIC was super because when the order was given for us to get out and start the 80m leopard crawl(its fucking fucking harder than it sounds alright. really it is.), i had a very dry lane to race down. the guy on my right however, was doing more swimming than crawling his lane was so filled with water. like a friggin stream. felt bad for him.
grenade!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
GRENADE IN MY HANNNDDD
SAFETY PIN IS OUUUTTTT
OHHHHHHH PC NEVER SEEEEM SO NICE BEFORE!
THROW AH!!
: D
went home, took a nap.
AND CHONG MOS AH!!!!!
swee swee me and jerome got the party started with our killer dance moves when no one else had the guts to get on the dance floor. we totally ripped it up and got the crowd riled up and ready to go!!! little mama make it work for me JUST G SLIDE FOR ME JUST G SLIDE FOR ME... AND BOOOOIIIIIII MY G SLIDE IS SIIIICCCCCKKKKKKKKK
poor jerome had a fucked up night though.
there was this one random completely sober dude running around high fiving people and acting like he was their best friend when in fact no one seemed to know the bugger. he came over to us and pulled up his shirt all the way to his nipples.
AND JEROME REPLIED IN KIND OH MY DOT. IT WAS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING I HAD TO JUMP OFF THE CIRCLE STAGE IN UTTER DISGUST. YOU KNOW HOW DISTURBING IT IS TO SEE TWO GROWN MEN FLASHING THEIR FUCKING NIPPLES AT EACH OTHER?!?!?! ITS THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES!!!!
AND THATS NOT THE WORST BIT
WHEN THE GUY CAME BACK
HE PULLED UP HIS SHIRT
AND JEROME FUCKING STARTED SLAPPING AND STROKING THE GUYS ABDOMEN.
WTF.
thats what started his horrible night. to keep it short. jerome got
1) touched(and i mean TOUCHED) by a tranny. ON HIS COCK. EWWWWWWW
2) grinded by a milf. like early thirties, AT LEAST. she was taller than him too. talk about dominating females.
3) PWNED BY A PROSTITUTE!!!
yep that sounds about right. he was about to cry after the tranny part, i swear. his eyes were like this /. .\ sad right. no actually come to think of it its fuckin funny HAHAHHAA AND HES STILL AN ULTIMATE VIRGIN. COME ON YOU PUSSY GROW SOME BALLS WILL YA?!?!?!
hmmm friday chilled with xin wei in the afternoon right after lunch with jaesh. we got shuns present and went out at night to celebrate shuns birthday!! we headed to this awesome place called blu jazz cafe to have dinner. its super, really it is. the music and food is divine and the place is nice and comfy. service sucked big black cock though, but hey it was a busy night and they were probably under staffed anyway. other than that, no complaints!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHUN!
lemme see saturday what did i do. hmmm. so hard to remember sia. oh wait yes i was at chips with samuel xiang un and jerome! yeah thats it!!! mmmmmm chips. illusion and get fucked FOR THE WIN. i was a bit wiped though so i headed home a bit early. not really sure why though. think because i didnt get enough sleep.
sunday nothin at all. had a good family lunch to celebrate fathers day where i saw tings again!!! YAY i missed her loads. especially her witty cynicism, which puts a precious barbed spin on everything. its simply refreshing to have her back around, and im lookin forward to seeing her again sometime soon!
monday met jerome for INCREDIBLE HULK!!! but before i won him in a game of pool!!! : D he made four errors. and not just cool, forced errors. but stupid ones!!! like touching a ball with his pinky, grazing another with his cue tip. and i took full advantage to thrash his backside MUAHAHAHAA for someone who plays as much pool as him youd think hed win. but nooooo, cause YOU DONT MESS WITH THE LAU HAN.
incredible hulk was awesome! HULK SMASH to pwn them bitches. but i cant wait for the avengers movie. its so promising i can taste the cult following its gonna bring about. hulk iron man and captain america all in the same film??!?! omdot its so nerdtastic i nearly wet my pants.
oh wait im not wearing any right now.
...
: D
ok thats it for me then. better hit the sack, tomorrow ive got one helluva day. football at east coast in the afternoon, then an nus business interview at 230! and hopefully meeting jerome and shun after. but yeah gogogo all the way baby!!! BLOCK LEAVE BOIIIIIIIIII
p.s. switched to davidoff reds. my dot they pack a wallop. its like being hit by a truck carrying a smaller truck while your smoking two marlboro reds at once.
Madonna feat. Justin Timberlake's 4 Minutes
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, yeah
thursday had to go back tekong to finish up my grenade throw and battle innoculation course. very fun! the BIC was super because when the order was given for us to get out and start the 80m leopard crawl(its fucking fucking harder than it sounds alright. really it is.), i had a very dry lane to race down. the guy on my right however, was doing more swimming than crawling his lane was so filled with water. like a friggin stream. felt bad for him.
grenade!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
GRENADE IN MY HANNNDDD
SAFETY PIN IS OUUUTTTT
OHHHHHHH PC NEVER SEEEEM SO NICE BEFORE!
THROW AH!!
: D
went home, took a nap.
AND CHONG MOS AH!!!!!
swee swee me and jerome got the party started with our killer dance moves when no one else had the guts to get on the dance floor. we totally ripped it up and got the crowd riled up and ready to go!!! little mama make it work for me JUST G SLIDE FOR ME JUST G SLIDE FOR ME... AND BOOOOIIIIIII MY G SLIDE IS SIIIICCCCCKKKKKKKKK
poor jerome had a fucked up night though.
there was this one random completely sober dude running around high fiving people and acting like he was their best friend when in fact no one seemed to know the bugger. he came over to us and pulled up his shirt all the way to his nipples.
AND JEROME REPLIED IN KIND OH MY DOT. IT WAS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING I HAD TO JUMP OFF THE CIRCLE STAGE IN UTTER DISGUST. YOU KNOW HOW DISTURBING IT IS TO SEE TWO GROWN MEN FLASHING THEIR FUCKING NIPPLES AT EACH OTHER?!?!?! ITS THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES!!!!
AND THATS NOT THE WORST BIT
WHEN THE GUY CAME BACK
HE PULLED UP HIS SHIRT
AND JEROME FUCKING STARTED SLAPPING AND STROKING THE GUYS ABDOMEN.
WTF.
thats what started his horrible night. to keep it short. jerome got
1) touched(and i mean TOUCHED) by a tranny. ON HIS COCK. EWWWWWWW
2) grinded by a milf. like early thirties, AT LEAST. she was taller than him too. talk about dominating females.
3) PWNED BY A PROSTITUTE!!!
yep that sounds about right. he was about to cry after the tranny part, i swear. his eyes were like this /. .\ sad right. no actually come to think of it its fuckin funny HAHAHHAA AND HES STILL AN ULTIMATE VIRGIN. COME ON YOU PUSSY GROW SOME BALLS WILL YA?!?!?!
hmmm friday chilled with xin wei in the afternoon right after lunch with jaesh. we got shuns present and went out at night to celebrate shuns birthday!! we headed to this awesome place called blu jazz cafe to have dinner. its super, really it is. the music and food is divine and the place is nice and comfy. service sucked big black cock though, but hey it was a busy night and they were probably under staffed anyway. other than that, no complaints!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHUN!
lemme see saturday what did i do. hmmm. so hard to remember sia. oh wait yes i was at chips with samuel xiang un and jerome! yeah thats it!!! mmmmmm chips. illusion and get fucked FOR THE WIN. i was a bit wiped though so i headed home a bit early. not really sure why though. think because i didnt get enough sleep.
sunday nothin at all. had a good family lunch to celebrate fathers day where i saw tings again!!! YAY i missed her loads. especially her witty cynicism, which puts a precious barbed spin on everything. its simply refreshing to have her back around, and im lookin forward to seeing her again sometime soon!
monday met jerome for INCREDIBLE HULK!!! but before i won him in a game of pool!!! : D he made four errors. and not just cool, forced errors. but stupid ones!!! like touching a ball with his pinky, grazing another with his cue tip. and i took full advantage to thrash his backside MUAHAHAHAA for someone who plays as much pool as him youd think hed win. but nooooo, cause YOU DONT MESS WITH THE LAU HAN.
incredible hulk was awesome! HULK SMASH to pwn them bitches. but i cant wait for the avengers movie. its so promising i can taste the cult following its gonna bring about. hulk iron man and captain america all in the same film??!?! omdot its so nerdtastic i nearly wet my pants.
oh wait im not wearing any right now.
...
: D
ok thats it for me then. better hit the sack, tomorrow ive got one helluva day. football at east coast in the afternoon, then an nus business interview at 230! and hopefully meeting jerome and shun after. but yeah gogogo all the way baby!!! BLOCK LEAVE BOIIIIIIIIII
p.s. switched to davidoff reds. my dot they pack a wallop. its like being hit by a truck carrying a smaller truck while your smoking two marlboro reds at once.
Madonna feat. Justin Timberlake's 4 Minutes
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, yeah
But if I die tonight
At least I can say I did what I wanted to do
Tell me, how bout you?
At least I can say I did what I wanted to do
Tell me, how bout you?
