uh oh...

WOOO FINALLY!!!

the pictures from my glorious birthday!!! muahahahhaa

im been looking forward to going through em. needless to say, theres quite a bit of scandalous content and good sense prods me to keep them forever under wraps. but then again, im the guy who wears his heart on his sleeve, the bugger wholl take his shirt off at the party and dive head first into the pool. thus, with bollocks like mine, im going to once more discard any sort of modesty or restraint. HERE GOES ME LOVELIES!!!

after dinner, our little group sitting around doing some mild drinking and talking cock. you know, like hows army, what did you do last night, hows whatsherface and what the fuck the girls are TWO HOURS LATE?!?!?

my buddy jerome. i asked him to come according to the party's theme, cool geek. till now i dunno why he refused to dress up for me. i mean, it WAS my birthday and it only comes once every year...

hahaha joking joking. cool geek of the night

adele. and my mom in the background, our chaperone for the night. see how proud i am of her? acjc first year, gonna study overseas and become a vet when she grows up.

her two friends. both of whom were a leeeetle shy at first, but soon got into the swing of things.

AHA! jon mixing up a little something to get me going. and the party started. look at that lunatic countenance, you can tell hes concocting something absolutely vile. youd have to be absolutely crazy to drink whatever hes making in that BOWL. not even a fuckin cup, its a BOWL of poison!!!

kiat and kwok ming waiting for the brew to be done and for me to gulp it down. i think both were a bit tipsy at this point, kwok ming did vomit all after my bathroom and kiat was raving only a while later. this time i didnt clean up the vomit though!

my sisters' friends did. : D

ahhhh jon's drink is done. well, you know what they say.

BO TA

BO LAM PAAAAAA

yep, thisll get interesting in a bit

jaesh and bong watching to see the effects of the glass i just drained

BOOM!!! HAHAHHAHAA GO GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!!

whoa man... ultimate dancing on my bed lah

i emerge from my room, completely ready for some hardcore dancing... and what do i get?



zomg. this partys dying before it even began. TIME TO SAVE IT AND BUST SOME MOVES!!! GET OFF THE FLOOR NOOBS!!!



first some rnb...



AND THEN SOME TECHNO!!!! YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

all that dancing knocks me out stone cold. its not like i didnt have stamina, its just that the combination of pounding bass and killer alcohol really did me in. i had like what 9 blowjobs vodka straight up and by the glass plus that god awful drink jon fed me. BUUUUTTTT.....

a cold shower and a quick change of clothes later, HANS BACK IN BUSINESS!!! check me out in my sexy navy pt and reebok red pants. a bit worse for wear, but hey once more ready to break a leg and pawn left and right. YAH!!!!

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ok needless to say, i get knocked out for the count like 45 min later. no, really. im dead drunk, needing to be carried onto my bed by four people. i remember yanni on my left arm and thats it. man, i woke up the next day with one HELLUVA killer headache. but i still dragged myself to meet jerome xin wei and cindy at the pines to chat before having to book in.

it was hellafun!!! one of the most friggin entertaining nights ive had in a super duper long time. food was good, the people were good and the drinks were... ok, maybe a tad too much, but still up there boi.

mmm.

lets bring everyone up to speed!

on friday after i booked out i had tze shun come along for ssc night(which was uber fun and filled with pictures and alcohol. i shall blog about it next time!). after that, we headed over to the grand reopening of club rome. saturday was nice and slow and easy. i had some flue and couldnt go to jaeshs arena event, had to stay home and recover. today intending to do the same. after all, tomorrows our outfield liao. URBAN OPS FTW!!!

so until next bookout(WHICH SHALL BE THE LAST OF MY SSC MUAHAHAHA), take care kiddos and thanks to all those who attended my 20th birthday!!! i love you all and hope to see you once more very very soon!!!

p.s. my prayers go with you jon. have fun in the usa, cause we(being the sappy, emo losers we are) will be missing you here!

50 Cent's In Da Club

im feelin focus man, my money on my mind

got a mill. out the deal and im still on the grind

Now shorty said she feelin my style she feeling my flow

Her girlfriend wanna get bi and they ready to go